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8 things you'd never say to someones face

Thu Jul 9, 2009, 6:46 PM

Mood: Grouchy
Listening to: Send me an angel --- Scorpions
Reading: Mark Twain
Watching: The Crow
Eating: stuff
Drinking: NOS

^{_{Its that 8 things you wanna say to someone without saying their names.
Doing this cuz I'm bored and I have some things to say (hooray for therapeutic memes!)}}

WARNING! LOTS O' FUCKING PROFANITY!!

^{_{1) I fucking hate you. I hated every day I had to sit across from you. I hated your stupid laugh. I hated your unwarranted self importance. I hated every time you complained about a goddamn headache while you guzzled down a NOS, said it was because you had to work late, then take out your PMS on your "friends". I hope I never see or hear from you again you fucking ass-banger...

2) You know... these next few years are going to be loads of awesome. From Transformers to Dungeons and Dragons we'll be rocking the casbah. I just hope I don't do something stupid...

3) Where you hitting on me when we first started talking? I'm just curious (cuz the answer would be "no" anyway). It just seemed like all you would mention, even in RPs, is girlfriends. Doesn't really matter, like I said, I'm just curious. You need to learn not to be so awkward.

4) I've been wanting to say this for a while... You're artwork and costumes suck... Animated character? Honestly? You say mobility is a key thing yet you glued a board to your ass! Stop copying internet memes and get some real work done you fucking weeaboo!

5) I really want to meet up with you. I bet the amounts of fun we would have would be unprecedented in all the history of fun. The Transformers jokes would never end, I'd have to show you Dungeons and Dragons, and who knows what else would happen! We would probably go to the Air and Space Museum and say "Hi" to Jetfire ^^

6) You need to chill. "The world needs to stop pissing me off" just doesn't work. It'll never happen. The world is the world. It pisses every free-thinking person off. Ever since the year 2000 my generation has been destroying all the hope humanity has. Its the far and few of us that will remain when the world ends. If you feel that the world owes you and you really think that you can actually make the world stop pissing you off, then shoot yourself in the head now. I'm serious. Do it. One less idiot of my generation to worry about. I don't want your filth on my back when I'm the one holding a job trying to support myself and being forced to support the idiots that are being spoon-fed by the government.

7) Break your fingers now. You're characters suck. They're a bunch of Mary Sue sluts. Fangirl-gasm incarnates. This is why if my characters going to have a romantic relationship, its always with another OC. I do not whore off my characters. Should an image of Gladia with a canon character arise, its always funny! Just stop and leave the fandom PLEASE! Transformers do not have fleshy parts. Its not sexy. Its stupid. And the sooner you realize that, the sooner the average intelligence of a human being can go up.

8) You need to gain some common sense and become more aware of other people. Seriously. I'm not asking you to learn how to read other peoples minds, I'm just asking for you to learn when enough is enough. I am normally okay with being made fun of, but you aim to kill. You think one thing is funny, while no one else does, then bash them and call them failures. You're the one that looks like a freaking idiot. Ask your friends, they'll all agree! How do I know? Because they've been talking about it without any provocation. Here I am, telling you as a friend, for your own well being and future aspirations, to be more considerate of your actions.

*sigh* It feels good to say it.

BTW if anyone asks or guesses who's who, I wont even reply.
A lot of these are really just things I want to say and not really aimed at a specific person, just provoked by a few people then turned into a rant. Seriously. How long has it been since I've had a good rant?

I'm gonna finish my room then take a nap kthxbai...}}

--- The almighty Star Wars Guru

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Current Residence: Somewhere back in time...
deviantWEAR sizing preference: a tent
Interests: Star Wars, Transformers, Hellboy, DnD, my friends
Favourite movie: Star Wars 4, Hellboy, TFs, Iron Man, XMen
Favourite band or musician: Iron Maiden, House of Lords, E Nomine, LinkinPark, and Stratovarius
Favourite genre of music: Metal, rock, classical, epic, 80's, and soundtrack
Favourite artist: Frank Frazetta
Favourite poet or writer: Edger Allan Poe
Favourite style of art: realistic painting/sketching
MP3 player of choice: MP3-O!
Shell of choice: Sith Armor with a built in life support system, and my obsidian helmet
Skin of choice: YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!
Favourite game: Halo trilogy, Battlefront II, KOTOR 1&2, Zelda: OoT, Morrowind
Favourite gaming platform: Xbox, N64 (which is still funtioning!), Sega Saturn, Gameboy, PS2! I know I have old systems!
Favourite cartoon character: Darth Vader! Felix the Cat, Madness, Gir, Optimus Prime
Personal Quote: "Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Tools of the Trade: Lightsaber, mechanical pencil, my sketchbook

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LOVE your webcam -- Decepticon rave!

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Q: How many Transformers fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eight. One to change it, and the rest to complain that the light bulb was so much better back in the 80s.

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